FISHING

I  went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good  bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.  

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniel’s and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs.   :^p

 

sharing laughs, thanks Kirsten! <3

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A SILENT HERO

True Story.

In 2003, police in  Warwickshire , England , opened a garden shed and found a  whimpering, cowering dog. The dog had been locked in the shed and  abandoned. It was dirty and malnourished, and had quite clearly been  abused.

In an act of  kindness, the police took the dog, which was a female greyhound, to  the Nuneaton Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary, which is run by a man  named Geoff Grewcock, and known as a haven for animals abandoned,  orphaned, or otherwise in need.

Geoff and the other sanctuary staff went to work with two  aims: to restore the dog to full health, and to win her trust. It  took several weeks, but eventually both goals were achieved. They  named her Jasmine, and they started to think about finding her an  adoptive home.

Jasmine, however,  had other ideas. No one quite remembers how it came about, but  Jasmine started welcoming all animal arrivals at the sanctuary. It  would not matter if it were a puppy, a fox cub, a rabbit or, any  other lost or hurting animal. Jasmine would just peer into the box  or cage and, when and where possible, deliver a welcoming  lick.

Geoff relates one  of the early incidents. “We had two puppies that had been abandoned  by a nearby railway line. One was a Lakeland Terrier cross and  another was a Jack Russell Doberman cross. They were tiny when they  arrived at the centre, and Jasmine approached them and grabbed one  by the scruff of the neck in her mouth and put him on the settee.  Then she fetched the other one and sat down with them, cuddling  them.”

“But she is like  that with all of our animals, even the rabbits. She takes all the  stress out of them, and it helps them to not only feel close to her,  but to settle into their new surroundings. She has done the same  with the fox and badger cubs, she licks the rabbits and guinea pigs,  and even lets the birds perch on the bridge of her  nose.”


Jasmine, the  timid, abused, deserted waif, became the animal sanctuary’s resident  surrogate mother, a role for which she might have been born. The  list of orphaned and abandoned youngsters she has cared for  comprises five fox cubs, four badger cubs, fifteen chicks, eight  guinea pigs, two stray puppies and fifteen rabbits – and one roe  deer fawn. Tiny Bramble, eleven weeks old, was found semi-conscious  in a field. Upon arrival at the sanctuary, Jasmine cuddled up to her  to keep her warm, and then went into the full foster-mum role.  Jasmine the greyhound showers Bramble the roe deer with affection,  and makes sure nothing is matted.

“They are  inseparable,” says Geoff. “Bramble walks between her legs, and they  keep kissing each other. They walk together round the sanctuary.  It’s a real treat to see them.”

Jasmine will  continue to care for Bramble until she is old enough to be returned  to woodland life. When that happens, Jasmine will not be lonely. She  will be too busy showering love and affection on the next orphan or  victim of abuse.

Pictured from the  left are: “Toby”, a stray Lakeland dog; “Bramble”, orphaned roe  deer; “Buster”, a stray Jack Russell; a dumped rabbit; “Sky”, an  injured barn owl; and “Jasmine”, with a mother’s heart doing best  what a caring mother would do…and such is the order of God’s  Creation.

And, just in case  you wondered, Snopes <http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/jasmine.asp>;  has verified the  truth of this wonderful story and the reality of these photographs  which accompany the story.
So you can pass  this story on, and maybe make someone else’s day to be just a little  brighter!

Thanks to my friend, Kirsten, for sharing! Warms my heart! <3

 

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Warm and Fuzzy Feelings

Thanks to my friend, Kirsten, I felt warm and fuzzy! Read on and you can feel warm and fuzzy too! :^)

I was ready for the worst but then …

The law of the wild says kill only when you are hungry. Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures on safari in Kenya’s Masai Mara in October last year, said he was astounded by what he saw:

“These three cheetah brothers have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,” he said. “On the morning we saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking quickly but stopping sometimes to play together. At one point, they met a group of impala who ran away. But one impala youngster was not quick enough and the brothers caught it easily.”

These extraordinary scenes followed:

And then they just walked away without hurting him!

May your day be filled with unexpected blessings too!

 

 

 

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NEW VIRUS ALERT!

Sharing for safety. Beware.

This new email comes allegedly from FedEx and claims that a package being sent to you is too big for free delivery. The email then states that you will need to print out the form attached to the email in order to pick up your package. The attachment contains a virus so you should not open it! Delete the email immediately.

As always, be wary of unsolicited emails which contain attachments or links.


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So Funny, It Has To Be True

Thanks to my friend, Amy, for sharing this – it’s hilarious! Enjoy! 

They’re Back! Church Bulletins: Thank God for church ladies with typewriters — misspellings, bad sentence construction or choice of words all make for fun reading. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

> > The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

??> > The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’

??> > Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale.  It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.??

> > The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.??

> > Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.??

> > Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.??

> > For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

??> > The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing:  ‘Break Forth Into Joy.’??

> > Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.??

> > At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell ?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.

??> > Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.??

> > The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

??> > Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to follow.

> > The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.  They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.??

> > This evening at 7 PM there will be hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

??> > Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.??

> > The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.??

> > Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.  Please use the back door.??

> > The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.??

> > Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

??> > The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: ‘I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours!’

 

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The Secret to Being Seen as a Leader

A recent article in “Words from Woody” discussed a perhaps unsurprising secret to being seen as a leader. The secret…’Just speak up more.’

That’s the results from an experiment conducted by graduate students at the University of California. As simple as it seems, when the class was divided into 4-person teams, they were each rated by outside consultants regarding their levels of influence and competence. Those students who talked more consistently received higher scores for their general intelligence and other outward professional traits like “dependable and well-disciplined.”

Some negative nay-Sayers said that just because they could make comments with authority does not prove they were good leaders. The overall summary of the research however pointed out that whether that was true or not, it again showed that your image is at least as important as substance when it comes to assuming a leadership role.  Interesting…since a common belief within marketing has always been that perception is just as important…if not more important…than reality.

Food for thought today.

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10 Ways to Win an Argument……or Prove Your Point

Many people get trapped in debates they cannot win—not sure of what they’re going to say, not anticipating what their adversary will say, failing to define their terms, and not even sure what the argument is all about. 

It happens to all of us.

Below are 10 ways from the book “Yes, You Can!” by Sam Deep & Lyle Sussman as a place for you to start (I like #10 the best):

1)  “Pick your fights.  Confront others only when you can predict at least a draw.
2)  Develop a reputation as someone who admits to being wrong when your errors are revealed to you.  This encourages others to believe your assertions.
3)  Know your adversary.  Prepare for likely tactics and plan to push suspected hot buttons to get your way.
4)  Know why you’re arguing.  Do you have a need to win, to work off your aggressions, or to establish a pecking order in the barnyard?  Do your reasons make sense?
5)  Provide an alternative for anything you may be arguing against.  Don’t knock down the ideas of others without having something to put in their place.
6)  Let the other person speak first:  your adversary will become a better listener, and you will gain clues to what it will take to convince him or her.
7)  Base your argument on facts.  Use documented statistics.  Quote respected people.  Cite universal principles.
8)  Keep your cool while revealing a well-modulated sense of annoyance, even anger.
9)  Save sarcasm, incredulity, and caustic humor for your toughest and most uncooperative adversaries.
10)  Develop a win-win mentality.  Aim to meet both your needs and those of the other person, rather than defending a one-sided and self-serving position.  Never try to win by destroying an opponent.  Attack issues, not people.”

 



“The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way.”
-Bertrand Russell

“If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.”
-Thomas Edison

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VIRUS E-MAIL ALERT!!!

Be aware of an e-mail circulating that contains a mean virus if you click on any of the links. If you receive an unsolicited email asking you to upgrade Adobe products, delete them immediately and DO NOT click any links contained within or open any attachments that may be included. The subject matter of the virus e-mail reads as follows:

Subject: [MARKETING] Upgrade to Latest PDF Reader for Windows

INTRODUCING UPGRADED ADOBE ACROBAT READER 2012

 

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Some Xmas Eve Pics

My Xmas Eve – Music playing, Xmas tree blinking, Candles burning , Cookies baking, My girls, and …….. Baileys. I love it! :^)

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Beware of Technology Traps!

It all began with an iPhone . . .

March was when my son celebrated his

15th birthday and I got him an iPhone.

He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?

I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me

very happy when she bought me an iPad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

My daughter’s birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.

 

 

 

 

 

September came by, so for my wife’s birthday I bought her an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started . . .

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated

into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.

This, unfortunately, activated the iBitch.

Which led me to the iHospital . . .

iGet out Thursday   :^)

 

*tks 4sharing, jeff

 

 

 

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